FAYOLENCE⚒🗡🔫

This week ending today was a VERY SHORT week. As short as it was, the FAYOLENCE the week served us was full and running over.

Welcome back to Cruisetopia. The only weekend blog run by a billionaire🙊🤗

As I mentioned earlier, check it yourself, Monday feels so much like yesterday. How these weeks fly so fast ehn; nobody can knows.

That's why one of Nigeria's few bonafide Grammy Awards winner, Odogwu (Who said Wizkid there?😌🙄🙄) once said: "Time flies like a thief in the night."🤔🙄 Well, whether time flying and thief in the night correlate, nobody except Odogwu can knows. As for me, I will just 🤐

As short as the week was, we had a large share of Gbas Gbos, and plentyyyyyy stress🤕🤧 (Well, that's why I'm here. To at least reduce your stress for the next two days🤗)

First, OAU students, welcome back to our beloved uniSTRESSity🙌🙌🙌. In case you are missing out on the details, it has been two weeks already since resumption.

For most of us, staircase climbing is back, trekking from class to class is back, materials dump has started again, even late classes are back😫😩😰 Omo, another thing and very important one; Major General Sapa is taking over and FYB plans full ground🙁😢 This stress is certainly one thing OAU will always give you. So, if you're an admission seeker planning to come to OAU, all I can say is LOL🙂

In addition, in the political arena, Nigeria is back serving us some hot Gbas Gbos! Fayolence ear and dear. First, it was the arrest of Nnamdi Kanu that was celebrated like some major achievement🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️ Then, like that wasn't enough, another attempted arrest of Sunday Igboho. However, the attempt went off target👀🤡

Leaving the political scene, if you're following the Euros, I just harmlessly want to remind you that everyone in the supposed GROUP OF DEATH is dead.  And that did not leave some of your 🐐🐐 outs. (Kante for Balon D'or in za mud😸😸🤡)

And for the always flourishing cruise industry of Nigeria, it was not an eventful week really.🙁First, BBN became boring immediately after an adorable snake was discovered on the show thanks to Erica. The remaining episodes just lacked content. It was all " You betrayed our friendship and vibes🤦🏾‍♂️"

But, just last night, I confirmed that Tunde Ednut Instagram page is cursed. You can guess why already. It got suspended again last night😵 Something must be wrong that we do not know of. If you know what's wrong, let's know in the comments section abeg🤔

To now wrap it up, last night, we had a new trend on WhatsApp. You know what I am talking about. Abi ki n ran yin leti ni? (Should I remind you?)

Below are only a few of the "ABI" trend. No lies, last night was funny. Wahala for who no understand Yoruba o🤧😁

In all, na so the week go o! Weekend began last night. How well you enjoy your weekend is in your hands. As for me, it's gon' be non-stop fun from today till Monday! DJ Chicken, play me "Chop Life Crew" by Prettyboy DO and those other Oppressive Yahoo Boys😁😁😁 

Till we meet again tomorrow morning, don't forget to engage me in the comments section. Trust me, I love it when you do😉 

Tip For The Day: DORIME is not a must! That's SAPA's endtime strategy. No go lose guard!