AJALA THE TRAVELER: A TALE OF MR. PRESIDENT🤐

You wake up every single day. And, discover you're still in Nigeria —or is it UAR? You already know there is enough to worry about🤕

First, is the pain of deciding what to eat everytime. Damn! that thing sucks🤦🏾‍♂️ Then, there is Sapa always ready to take over. Like, bruhhh! Chill na😕 Also, there is the fact that nobody is safe anymore; which is sad😤😞 Finally, there is the ever-stressful life as a student😓 (Well, that's if you're still a Student🤗😌) 

P.S: Non-Academic Student Union (NASU) is still selling Registration Form sha.😎😁

I'm very sure "he" gets his own fair share of all these wahala. Abi, why do you think "he" travels at every opportunity "he" gets?🤔

Don't ask me who this "he" is. Abeg, we all know who that is😕 No other person but, AJALA THE TRAVELER!!

But, one question I still want to ask, is why he always has to wave at us at the airport whenever he travels? 

Bruhhh, nobody cares!🤷🏾‍♂️

Well, that is not entirely the point here. The truth is that, there is always enough to worry about! Actually, problem no dey finish. Every Mallam with his own kettle.

But, how do you think most of us survive through all of these? PREMIUM CRUISE!😋😁

On this note, I welcome you all onboard. This is literally a Boat CRUISE!🚤🛳 I will be your captain through this voyage every weekend. 

According to Cruisophilus (776 BC) "All you need to do is to drop all your wahala before coming on board. And, you will go back smiling."🤗

So, join me every Saturday and Sunday as we sail through the sea of cruise together with a mind free of worries.😁😁 I'm your very INCOMPETENT captain, Capt. Southpaw!🎩👨‍✈️ And, I wish us all, Bon Voyage😊😘

DJ Lagere, play me "Problem No Dey Finish" by Erigga as I prepare for tomorrow blockbuster.

Spoiler Alert: Tables go break tomorrow! 

For now, make the best use of the rainy weather. Go for evangelism cos everybody will be at home rn! Omo, sense no go kee me!

Do not forget to engage me in the comment section🤗🤗