I guess you're wondering why Sunday should be a time for club. Well, wait till you meet these sets of people. These are the two categories of churchgoers or if you like "Christians", in my side of the world.
The first are the ones that just never go to church.😁 You see these ones, Sunday is either environmental day for them, a day to finish pending works, or a day to "rest". These ones take the Yoruba phrase "Ojo Isinmi" too far.
If you fall in that first category, you probably have not been in church AT ALL this year. Or, if you have, AT MOST THRICE!😨 Khafre is the Patron of this association
Then, the second category of church goers are the hypemen,🕺the special appearances, and the clubbers!💃👯 For them, it's club time! Sunday is more like a day to showcase that new cloth, that new bag, that new hair, that new pair of shoes or slides, and sometimes, that new ride!
Today, the focus is on those ones that go to church like they are going to club. I know you want to say sheybi it's only to look good. How is that a bad thing? After all, "we all want to worship God ni." (Stop the cap)😂😂
Okay, here is it! I will give you a few good points. Check them out!
First, you will agree with me on this one. There are some churches, you know for sure that if you want to go to these churches, you must dress to kill. If you don't, you will be "killed."🤕
Also, there are some churches where you know you can easily hookup or find your next catch. All you have to do is to "shill". You must not rush home after service. So, if you're still single, STOP RUSHING HOME AFTER SERVICE!🤔
To add to this, in these churches your phone is more important than your Bible! You want to ask why. Check around! Everyone is using their phone during service, including you.😏 And after service, the after party begins. Service is not complete until they have taken at least a couple of pictures for the socials.🤳🤳 That's why at least one member of the clique must have either an iPhone or a Samsung phone. Wahala for us wey dey use Gionee
Now, check it!
- Where is it that dressing to a particular standard is a criteria to not feel out of place? A CLUB!
- Where is it that you can easily hook up and find your next catch as long as you "shill" and "chilwell"? 👀 A CLUB!
- Where is that place where your phone is a very important instrument if you must have a complete experience? Yes, I know you're saying it in your mind too. A CLUB!
- Lastly, where MUST you take pictures to show that you were there? Exactly! A CLUB!
Now, judge yourself in your own mind, na church you dey go, or na club you dey go?👀🤡
Please, don't forget to drop your honest answers or views in the comment section.
Till we see again next weekend, I'm your Grammy Award-winning Captain in a ship that is not my own, Capt. Southpaw. (Abeg, nobody mentioned Wizkid's name o)
Abeg, DJ Stupid, play me Oniduro Mi by that Tope Alabi role model while I prepare for club, sorry Church🙈
